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Saturday, June 03, 2006
 

Can Dan battle inertia?

How long will it take Dan -- a founder of Inertia Anonymous--to actually CONSTRUCT his own blogger name? Is this even up for debate or just a hope of futility that man has never known?

Imagine going back to the early days when Mark Cuban took over the Dallas Mavericks and told himself, "What? Whoever said anything about building a team? New stadium? New players? Dirk who? Dude I'm just the owner...I just want to watch basketball." Or perhaps think to the incipient stages of Microsoft when Billy Gates told his partner Paul Allen about his newfound goals, "Paul, I gotta tell you something. I'm in a predicament here, you're putting me in a tight spot...I mean I know I'm the founder and all..but no one told me I had to do some actual work here...I just wanted to live in a 30 million dollar house and accumulate a net worth of 50 billion dollars. Is that too much to ask for?"

This blog has already accomplished its mission if it can get its own god-forsaken founder to sign up for a blogger name. To the day this occurs, we will have living proof that mankind's potential is indeed limitless.....imagine the possibilities.
 
Comments:
I've been urging him to sign up at least once a day since we came up with this idea. He's agreed to do it several times. So I think that in addition to being lazy, he's also just a liar.
 
Mario has also expressed interest. We'll see.
 
I almost made a prop bet that he would not sign up by yesterday. I should have fucking kept that bet. There is no way that fuck would've joined. "OH what? Like a founder is supposed to do work? PFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!"
 
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in·er·tia n.
1. Physics. The tendency of a body to resist acceleration; the tendency of a body at rest to remain at rest or of a body in straight line motion to stay in motion in a straight line unless acted on by an outside force.
2. Resistance or disinclination to motion, action, or change: the inertia of an entrenched bureaucracy.



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